| Jokes
If
you have any jokes that are not here at the moment, send them to
us so everyone can see them. The jokes can be riddles,
very funny comments, etc. Nearly everything that is
funny can be here for people to laugh at.
Here are some of
my favourites. If you want to see the answer, just click
on them.
If you find any problems with these jokes, or you can't see
the answer, tell us so we can try to fix them. If you
know how to fix them, that's better. Just contact me.
"Why
do you say that our baby is going to be an auctioneer
some day?"
"He already has your expensive watch under the
hammer." |
"How
would you like to work on a submarine?"
"I wouldn't -- I can't sleep with the windows
closed." |
"Look,
the people down there look like ants."
"Excuse me, but those are ants. Our
plane hasn't left the runway yet!" |
"Congratulations!
You just got a job as a babysitter!"
"Who wants to sit on babies?!!" |
"I
heard that your family has a new baby."
"I don't think he's new. The way he cries
shows that he has had too much experience!" |
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